To my lj friends: sorry I'm posting something after so long, only to bring you something that is probably relevant to exactly zero of your interests! (Like, seriously. Please don't judge me for this.) If I haven't mentioned it before (I think I have?) I'm on tumblr nearly all the time these days. It's ifitgivesyoujoy, if you want to come to say hi. :)
To Emily: Happiest of seventeenth birthdays, my dear sister! A year ago, you commissioned this story as a gift, and I told you I would totally finish it as soon as possible. I...didn't, obviously, because I am literally the worst. And, well, it's not even done right now. As you know. But! I did write smut, for pretty much the first time! Just for you. AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME.
So yes. I hope you enjoy this! You're my favorite sister~
Title: falling all over myself (to lick your heart and taste your health)
Fandom: Toy Story
Rating: R (pretty hard, not quiiiiite explicit)
Words: 4,789 (incomplete)
Warnings: None, really.
Summary: Andy's just out of college when his mom remarries, and her new husband decides to take them all on a cruise in the Mediterranean. He thinks it's just going to be a week or so of seeing cool cities and trying to keep sixteen-year-old Molly out of trouble - that is, until he meets Sid, the mysterious crew member who cleans their room and can't quite stop smirking in Andy's direction. That's when things start to get interesting.
( "Let's go," Sid said, and Andy caught himself just in time to voice his agreement.Collapse )
I have an idea of where I want the story to go after this, if you're curious. Sid and Andy keep seeing each other around the ship, making out in illicit places, almost getting caught and slowly learning more about each other. (At one point Sid's supervisor catches him going into Andy's room on a break, and they have to pretend that he was going to fix his toilet.) When they do try to go on another date, though, in Santorini, they get caught by the assistant cruise director in a bar. Sid gets ordered back to the ship, and Andy is apologized to profusely. When he finally sees Sid again, he learns that he got fired - apparently, this wasn't his first time breaking passenger-crew protocol. Sid has to leave, giving Andy very little idea of where he might be headed - Andy, feeling horribly guilty, doesn't try to pry or find a way to contact him. He mopes through the rest of the cruise and heads back to Ohio with his family.
After a week or so back home, Andy is starting to think he might be over it. Then one morning, he sees the garbage truck in his driveway, and the garbage man...well, he looks like Sid. That's impossible, though. Sid's probably somewhere in Europe still, finding work. He's probably forgotten all about Andy by now.
Later that night, Andy takes Molly out to Pizza Planet...and there Sid is, waiting by the take-out counter. He almost doesn't go over to talk to him - almost, but Molly notices him freeze, sees who he's staring at, and practically shoves him in Sid's direction.
The rest, you can probably imagine. :)